| DWINDY'S
INCREADIBLE MISSION |
| Twas
a day like no other day, which is a lie, as it was just like yesterday,
mild and overcast a lovely 21 and 3/7 degrees. The birds were buzzing and
the bees were tweeting just like every other day, and yet again life had
begun on the planet that is Nod, which is close to Somewhere and Nowhere
in particular, just like every other day and there was a whistle in the
air.
It was a nice day and Dwindy our intrepid superhero was walking along the pebble road in the almighty garden, when all of a sudden ‘Thud, OhhHH’. Dwindy was hit on the head by the Almighty dragon who just well, Fell out of the sky, when he realised that he couldn’t fly. The Almighty Dragon asked for directions to the little dragon’s room. Then he said “Um Dwindy?”. “Yes!”. “My loyal Superhero, would you please go and get Mother Nature and old Father Time”. (Now as everyone knows Mother Nature lives Somewhere and old Father Time lives Nowhere). So Dwindy takes off his red hat and reached in saying “Hod Hoolagoola goat he”, and pulls out an inter-galactic row boat. So Dwindy realising that this is going to take a little while hops in and starts rowing and begins his mission. Dwindy was rowing very slowly. This become a little obvious when an intergalactic flea named Peter overtook him. So Dwindy reached for his hat and said some magic words “icldy pickldy something like that, give me something faster you magic hat”. He reached in his hat and pulled out Peter. Now Peter was confused, he knew he had just passed this intergalactic rowboat and now he was being held by the passenger. So he flapped his wings so madly that Dwindy overtook the Startship Enterprise and crashed right into somewhere imparticular; Mother Natures House. He told her that she had been summoned by the Almight Dragon and she said “why didn’t you just use the phone”. Dwindy our superhero used mother natures phone, unfortunately old Father Time was engaged, so he had to travel to nowhere. So he plucked up his hat and suddenly a thought entered his head.......... it sat there for several seconds and then left. Anyway, he had his hat in his hand and chanted some magic words. “Trials and tribulations give me some advanced comunications”. All of a sudden a can appeared with an extraordinary long rope. Dwindy picked up the can and said “greetings and salutations” 10 minutes later he got a responce. It was old Father Time. So, over the next 2 years, Dwindy told old Father Time to go and see the Almighty dragon. Then our intrepid superhero dwindy, dove straight into his hat, pulled out a personal teleporter and teleported back to Nod, right infront of the Almighty Dragons castle. Dwindy knocked on the front gate and awaited a response. He was just wondering why it was a castle when dragons are supposed to live in lairs, when the gate opened and the vioce of the Almighty Dragon eased gently though the gate. "Please enter". So Dwindy entered to see the Almighty Dragon, mother Nature, and old Father Time, and they said to Dwindy, "Go and spread the news to the cube of the hero that is Dwindy! Tell all the lands of your adventures, so they’ll still be laughing in 2000 thousand years from now! Oh, and thanks for the directions to the little dragons room." |
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