Name : Nigel Maunder
Aka : Nutter
Sex : Awaiting results
Height : 5’11”
Weight : Way too much
Eyes : Shrouded in blue glass
Hair : Radiata Pine bark brown
Age : 8560 days (give or take)
Build : Medium/rare
Distinguishing Marks : Excess body hair
Mono brow
Wafer thin wallet
Turtle shell
Temperament : Chronically Bizarre
Status : A.W.O.L.
Measurements : 36-24-36
Typical Sayings : “Yes, that is a fish.”
Hobbies : Getting sick (mentally) |
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